"Do you ever get the feeling Mitch is an undercover cop?" [MITCH enters] MITCH: Hey guys! *speaking into shirt collar* I brought the drugs

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch? Moo Mitch, get out the hay

I really hate picketing but I don't know how to show it! RIP Mitch

911 Operator gets a call. There's a man on phone. Panting and scared. ""Hello 911? My name is Mitch. My friend and I came to the forest for hunting and he has been attacked by a bear. I think he's dead. I am not really sure what to do and we're in the middle of nowhere. Please help!!"" Operator: OK OK Mitch. We're going to help you. Please calm down. First we need to make sure your friend is really dead. I'll tell you wh... The phone is suddenly cut off. There's a silence for a while. And sudden…