In US Presidential History: Washington could not tell a lie Nixon could not tell a truth...#Nixon#Washington0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
WHO'S ANGRY ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN WASHINGTON? AND WHY? I'M REALLY UNINFORMED.#Washington#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What the Washington Fat Cats don't understand is that when they stopped making Doritos 3D we lost an entire dimension of flavor#Washington0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Ladies, please keep it down a bit, a large group of white men are in Washington trying to sort out your birth control.#Washington#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[talking to bouncer] Me:let me in Bouncer: not after last time Me:would a Washington convince you? Bouncer: no George Washington: c'mon man#George Washington#Washington0🔗 ShareWhatsApp