To use Google efficiently, write like Tarzan. "good tacos boston"

[1773] "Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR

Pretty sure that I could win any marathon in Kenya that is held on the exact same day as the Boston Marathon.

We're so festive in Boston that we do the whole "Don't drink the water" thing the entire week of Cinco de Mayo.