Teacher offers Monday absence to the students in a middle school class ...If anyone can use the term 'definitely' properly in a phrase. So Sarah raises her hand, and says ""The sky is definitely blue."" Teacher tells her: ""That's a very good response! But, sometimes the sky turns rather pink, or it gets dark out, and the sky gets black. Anyone else?"" After some silence, Ted raises his hand. ""The grass is definitely green"", he declares. ""Now that's an excellent one!"" The teacher declares. "…

Teacher offers middle school students a monday absence. If.... ...Anyone can use the term 'definitely' properly in a phrase. So Sarah raises her hand, and says ""The sky is definitely blue."" Teacher tells her: ""That's a very good response! But, sometimes the sky turns rather pink, or it gets dark out, and the sky gets black. Anyone else?"" After some silence, Ted raises his hand. ""The grass is definitely green"", he declares. ""Now that's an excellent one!"" The teacher declares. ""But when i…

For my teacher who used to tell this one.... Two traveling salesmen were riding together across West Texas when their car began to sputter and cough. Soon, it died completely and they were stranded on the side of a state highway with little traffic. Fortunately, a pick up truck pulled over to help. The driver was a comely middle aged woman in jeans and a work shirt. She told them the closest town with a mechanic was 60 miles away, and since it was past 5:00 pm they would be closed anyway until…

10 Best Teacher Student Jokes: भागदौड़ वाली जिंदगी में लोग आजकल अपने आप पर बिल्कुल समय नहीं दे। ऐसे में लोग कई तरह की खतरनाक बीमारियों से ग्रसित भी हो जाते हैं। यदि आप कुछ ना करके मूड को फ्रेश करने के लिए कुछ फनी जोक्स ही पढ़ लें, तो आपका दिमाग और दिल तरोताजा हो सकता हैं। आप कई तरह की बीमारियों से खुद को बचा सकते है। जी हंसना स्वास्थ्य शरीर को स्वस्थ रखने के लिए बेहद अच्छा व्यायाम माना जाता है। तो आइए आज हम आपको टीचर और स्टूडेंट के 10 ऐसे फनी जोक्स बताते हैं, जिसे पढ़ने के बाद आप अपनी हंसी को चा…