The Best Toast of the Night Patrick O'Reilly hoisted his beer at his regular pub and offered the following toast: "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me lovely wife!" That won him top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and proudly told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." "Aye, did ye now," said Mary. "And what was your toast?" Thinking quickly, Patrick said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in…