Going for a classy St. Patrick's Day this year. Anyone know of a good green wine?

Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, which must make it a living hell for Irish Immigration officials.

Her: You know, I hear a lot of guys are celebrating St. Patrick's Day this year with a quiet dinner at home. Me: Yea, the nursing home...

St. Patrick's Day may just be an excuse to drink, but then again so is Ireland.