Johnny Assignment The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, …

Rekt em, damn near killed him! Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was. ""Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass,"" he said. She said, ""Rectum."" ""Wrecked him?"" Johnnie said. ""Damn near killed him!""

Kindergarten The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting, and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude, but eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then…

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class and with a piece of chalk made a small white dot on the blackboard then sat back down. W…