There was a man who loved tractors... He was completely obsessed with the mechanical marvel. Everyday morning, he would get out of his tractor jammies and don his tractor riding garments. Freshen up in his tractor themed bathroom before heading out to the fields. Then, he'd head outside, stick his keys(with a tractor keychain on it) into his tractor and start it up. He would then ride up and down his field all day ploughing the field with his tractor. Only at dusk would he part unwillingly with …