Why do the British pronounce it "Bri'ish"? Because the Americans dumped the T in Boston Harbor.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston? A tourist.

Worst joke I've ever heard What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers? One of them actually ended a race.

What do you call a Massachusite who cuts down trees? A Boston lager. . . . . . I made this up yesterday in the car.