War has broken out.... War has broken out and conscription is enforced. John's birthday is called and he is summoned for basic training. Once he completes his training, he is sent straight to the front. Upon arriving, he finds out that there is a shortage of weapons. His commanding officer tells him that it's ok, because they have come to an agreement with the enemy, and whoever raises their finger guns first and says ""bang, bang"", the other soldier will fall to the ground as if they were dead…

Calculus joke... Two college professors are having lunch at a local diner. John (a math professor) says "you know, it really is sad how very little the general population understands higher math." Bill (a physics professor) responds "There you go again with your holier-than-thou attitude, I'm sure more people know higher math than you think." John: "Yeah? Prove it then, if one other person in this restaurant can correctly answer 'what's the integral of x-squared', I'll buy your lunch." Bil…

First Week (NSFW) It was John's first day on the ship and he was visibly excited. He had dreamed for years of being accepted into the Navy and now his dreams were coming true. His Commanding Officer welcomed him aboard and began to show him around the ship.

Majedar Chutkule: हंसने के चेहरे पर रौनक आती है और माइंड से लेकर मूड तक फ्रेश रहता है. अगर आप अकेला महसूस कर रहे हैं या फिर बोर हो रहे हैं तो पढ़िए ये मजेदार चुटकुले.> लड़की का एक्सीडेंट हो गया.डॉक्टर - आपके पैर खराब हो गए हैं.लड़की - क्या ये सही नहीं होंगे?डॉक्टर - नहीं इनको काटना पड़ेगा.लड़की - ओह! नो अब मैं क्या करुंगी?डॉक्टर - धीरज रखिए, ईश्वर सब ठीक करेगा.लड़की - अरे मुझे उसकी टेंशन नहीं है. दरअसल मैंने कल ही नया सैंडल खरीदा है, और उस दुकान पर लिखा था- "बिका माल वापस नही…