Four ladies were bragging to one another about how successful their sons were. First Lady: My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ""Father"" Second Lady: My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him ""Your Grace"" Third Lady: My son is a cardinal. When he walks into a room, he's called ""Your Eminence"" The fourth lady said, ""My son is 6 feet 3, has board square shoulders, is gorgeously handsome and dresses so smartly. Whenever he walks into a room, …

Ducks Three old ladies died and went to Heaven. The first lady met St. Peter at the gate. "Welcome to Heaven! You can do whatever you want, but whatever you do, you must not step on a duck." The woman was confused. She soon found out there were ducks everywhere. On the third day there, she stepped on a duck. St. Peter showed up with a hideous looking man and made them face each other. They were handcuffed together for eternity. The second woman was also greeted by St. Peter with the same w…

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It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.