College A professor tells the class that they will be performing an experiment the next day. When the students get to class, they see the professor with a large glass vase, some large rocks, some small pebbles, and some sand. The students all get seated, and the professor begins the experiment. He fills the vase with the rocks and says, ""How many of you says this is full?"" When half the class raises his hand, he nods, and then pours in the pebbles. ""Now how many of you says this is full?"" Wh…

A chemistry professor is giving his final exam... ... he says on the friday before the final, ""If you miss the final you have to have a great excuse for missing the final next monday."" Two students decide to study together all weekend so all friday night they study, all saturday morning and night they study, then they study all sunday morning and decide, ""We've been studing all that we can study, let's go out and relax for a while."" They drive 150 miles to the next town, they get drunk and p…

It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right.... Alcohol IS a solution.

Professor: "Did you just show up drunk to my exam?" No way "Hungover then?" Nope "There's a lime wedge on your face"