If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives? America.

The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and has a gun with one bullet, who does he shoot? Neither. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were in a car crash, who would survive? America

If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton gets in a car crash who will survive? America.