How many NSA agents does it take to change a light bulb? I've just been informed that the NSA no longer has the capability to change a light bulb, but if we give them access to everyone's email and cell phone communications they will hopefully intercept a message that will crack this lightbulb case wide open.

Why does it suck to work for the NSA during the winter? Because if it snows, you can't call and say you're snowed in.

How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer? The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why does the NSA hate the winter? They got snowed in.