An angel appears and says "I'll grant you whichever of three blessings you choose. Wisdom#Angel#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
angel: they seem to be doing well God: give them more diseases angel: is that really necess- God: and social anxiety and kill a gorilla#Angel#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die#Angel#Religion#Bar#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken.#Angel#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog.#Angel#Animals#Food#Religion+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp