How are women like KFC? After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

Joke a kid told me today: Why did the rooster go to KFC? He wanted to see a chicken strip

What do women and KFC have in common? Once your done with the legs and thighs you have a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Why is a bulimic's favorite restaurant KFC? Cause it comes with a bucket.