I never feel more racist than when trying to find my waiter at a Mexican restaurant.

Go to a Mexican restaurant, get a table for two, tell them you're waiting for your date & then eat free chips & salsa for 7 years.

[At Mexican Restaurant] Me:asks for food to be spicy hot Waitress: how hot? Me: Waitress:my people hot or your people hot

The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me "Amigo". Am I in a gang now?