Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because when he asked the chicken "Who's the best composer" the chicken said "Bach, Bach, Bach"

Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"

A piano player was taking requests. So I asked him, “Can you play a sonata by Mozart?” Him: Sure. Which one? Me: The composer.