Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? His house didn't have windows!

Would Steve Jobs be a better president than Donald Trump? I don't know

Okay to tell dead Steve Jobs jokes now? What's the difference between cancer and the middle class? At least cancer got Jobs.

Did you heard Steve Jobs died? He went to the iCloud. (RIP Steve. You may disagree with him, but the fact the man died is tragic considering his contributions to computing.)