Irish joke Paddy an Mick are sitting at the bus stop. They see a truck drive by loaded with turf. Paddy says to Mick 'That's while I'll do when I'm rich Mick' Paddy; 'Whats that Mick?' Mick; 'Send me grass away to get cut'

A little Irish humor Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London. Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign read, "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per pair". Paddy said to his pal, "Mick look at the prices! We could buy a whole lot of those and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune. Now when we go in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all da talking 'cause if they hear our accents, they might think we're thicko…

Paddy and Danny got in the car for the journey home and said their goodbyes to their friend Mick. "Thanks for putting us up for the weekend," said Paddy. "The food was great, the booze was great, and I really enjoyed screwing your wife!" On the way home, Danny turned to Paddy and said: "I hope you weren't serious about enjoying screwing his wife?" "No," said Paddy, "I can't say that I enjoyed it, but I didn't want to hurt Mick's feelings."

Paddy and Mick were standing at a road junction,they spotted a truck carrying a load of rolled up lawn turf. Paddy says to Mick, "Aye thats what I’m going to do when I win the lottery." Mick says, "whats that then Paddy?" Paddy replies "send my grass away for cutting".