Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because when he asked the chicken "Who's the best composer" the chicken said "Bach, Bach, Bach"

Tastes of chicken A farmer was having a conversation with two of his chickens concerning their favorite classical composers. He asked the first chicken, ""Who is your favorite composer?"" to which the chicken replied, ""Bach bach bach bach bach"". ""I like Bach too. Who do you favor?"" he queried his second chicken. The second chicken answered, ""Mozart"".

Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"

Why did Mozart hate chickens? Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!