Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name? Or was Snoop Lyin'? Edit: Just in case the king sees this, I got mad respect for you Dogg. Smoke weed everyday. (His grandmother passed away recently, I'm just trying to be nice people.)

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo? A smokesalottapotamus Edit: [Found one in the wild.. ](http://i.imgur.com/c2Vt1sd.jpg)

My 9-year old told this one today. What does Snoop Dogg say after performing a magic trick? Ta da da da da

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle.