A buddy of mine isn't sure whether he believes in creamy holiday beverages or not. He's eggnogstic.#Buddy0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
BOUNCER: Sorry, buddy - planets only. PLUTO: I'm on the list. BOUNCER: Nope. *Jurassic World walks in* PLUTO: Oh you cannot be serious.#Buddy0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE#Buddy#Kids#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Buddy, If you get in a fight with me there'll only be 2 "hits"; You hitting me and my screams of pain hitting 100 decibels.#Buddy0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? Me: nice try buddy, that's what I'm paying you for#Buddy#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp