Friend celebrated her birthday today by falling off an elephant in Thailand, if you thought I'm the weird one in my circle.

I'd rather have a crying baby on my flight than a white dude who just did a trip to thailand and cant stop talking about it

My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place

Assuming makes an ass out of u and Ming, the thai food delivery boy who you assumed was from Thailand but is actually Chinese.