One day she says "Treat me like a princess," the next she's pissed that I married her off in exchange for an alliance with Spain. Women...

'Escalator' is what He-Man's enemy is called in Spain.

I wish my new best friend from Spain came with subtitles, because pittbull only taught me uno do tres cuatro...

[Spain, 1578] "I'm not a witch!" But all the cats? "My pets!" The broom? "For cleaning!" The cauldron of boiling children? "Ok I'm a witch."