A cop amd a little girl A Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!" **Edit** and not amd

I just wanted a drink. Stopped at Speedway to buy a drink. When I pulled in, I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I'm thinking, ""Wow...what an idiot! The police are standing right there!"" I go in and get my drink. As I was paying, I hear someone scream, ""Look outside!"" OMG!! The woman's arm was on fire!!! She's running around like a chicken with its head cut off, waving her arm around and just going nuts. We all went outside and watched the cops put her…

Christmas Cop On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback sits at a traffic light next to a kid on a shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, ""Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"" The kid says, ""Yeah."" The cop says, ""Well, next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike."" The cop then issues the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and says, ""By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"" Humoring the kid,…

Little Johnny had a coffee can The mailman saw Little Johnny sitting on the sidewalk with an old coffee can. He asked, ""What do you have in that can there?"" Little Johnny replied, ""Dog shit."" The mailman asked, ""What are you going to do with a can full of dog shit? Little Johnny answered, ""I'm gonna make me a mailman!"" The mailman got pissed off and told a cop that there was a little kid causing trouble. The cop walked over to Little Johnny and asked, ""What ya got in that can?"" Little J…