I went to Seoul the other day to sell fluorescent markers. It was the highlight of my Korea.

Kim Jong Un wakes up after a drinking binge. He walks around his office, but sees no one. He explores his building, but can't find anyone. He peers out of the window, and the streets of Pyongyang are completely empty. His phone rings. Hurriedly he lifts it, hoping to get an explanation. His wife was on the other end of the line. *""Glorious husband! Last night you had too much Soju and opened our borders.""* *""Shit! Are the two of us the only people left?""* *""Actually... I'm calling from Seou…

Did you guys hear about the scandal with the South Korean president? She did the right thing and accepted Seoul responsibility.

After realizing that I was living a boring, directionless, and empty life, I went to South Korea.. to go Seoul searching.