After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, ""What can I do?"" The Colonel says, ""I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If you do it, I'll donate $10 Million Dollars to the Vatican."" The Pope replies, ""I am very sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not change the words."" So the Colonel hangs up. Af…