Joe took his date, Kerri, to the carnival... Joe, using one of those online matchmaker services, get's a date with Kerri. Joe decides to take Kerri to the carnival. As they walk down the midway, he asks "What would you like to do first, Kerri?" "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 130 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 110 and she won a prize. Ambling along the midway again, Joe asked if she'd like to ride the Ferris Wheel or the Roller…