A police officer in Newfoundland happens across a gruesome scene on the side of the highway. A police officer in Newfoundland happens across a gruesome scene on the side of the road. He radios headquarters to send in forensics. He then assesses the scene. It's horrible. He takes out his note pad and starts to record his observations. He approaches the rear of the vehicle and notices a severed leg on the trunk. ***** *- Leg on trunk* ***** He continues to the driver's side door. He sees…

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever

Cop: Know why I stopped you? The dead guy in my trunk? Cop: Um, speeding, but my shift's over, so proper burial and no more murders. Ok?

Officer: "didn't you know that sleeping in your car on the side of the road is illegal ?" Me: "yes I did officer. But this isn't my car"