Two guys are enjoying a few drinks at a bar. One starts to insult the other one. He screams: - ""I slept with your mother!"" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells: - ""I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"" The other says: - ""Go home dad you're drunk.""

So this young guy walks into a bar... [ nfsw? ] ... and has a seat in front of a big pot of gold. Growing confused with the large amount of gold that no one's laying a finger on, he calls the bartender over: ""Hey, what's this for?"" says he. ""Prize for the three house challenges."" replies the barkeep. He continues, ""First, you got to arm wrastle McNulty over there [ *points to a muscular, grizzled Irishman posted up in the corner*]. Next, you got to fight McNulty's dog and pull his tooth. La…

Two guys are enjoying a few drinks at a bar Two guys are enjoying a few drinks at a bar. One starts to insult the other one. He screams: - “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells: - “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” The other says: - “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you are drunk."