Cricket Joke I remember this joke from years ago, It might not be totally accurate but I tried my best to repeat it: A man is sitting in the waiting room of the hospital while his wife is giving birth. After a while, the doctor comes out and says ""You have a beautiful baby boy, but we think there may be another one on the way"". So the man sits back down and continues waiting. Some time later, the doctor comes out again and says ""It's a girl, but there looks like there's another one in there""…

25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye. 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure. 23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling. 21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even. 20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You. 19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well. 18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better. 17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Do…

A woman opened her door to see two policeman standing there. "Mrs Smith? I'm afraid that Inhave some bad news for you? Your husband was at work, at the brewery, and it seemed that he fell into one of the cats of beer and drowned." Mrs Smith fell to her knees, clutching at her chest. "Tell me, officers, did he suffer at all?" "We don't think so, Ma'am. He got out five times so that he could pee." EDIT: By the time I checked the post to see everyone complaining about the typo there were too m…

Me: Sorry I got drunk and ate all the bacon. Wife: You ate Beggin' Strips. *me to the dog* Sorry I got drunk and ate all of your bacon.