Pretty certain I'm gonna drop down on one knee and propose to the first woman I ever win an argument with...

Amelia Earfart was the first woman to transatlantic fart around the world. it was silent but deadly. i love you.

Torn this election season. I think it would be awesome to have the first woman president. But I'm also curious about the apocalypse.

The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it.