Babe Ruth points at a toilet, then takes a gigantic dump in it.

I'm the Babe Ruth of the toilet I always get the runs

After Babe Ruth died, the world became ruthless.

On a spring break trip to Italy, my friends and I were standing just inside St. Peter's Basilica, the second largest church in the world. The tour guide explained, ""This church is so large that no man on earth could hit a baseball from one end to the other, not Lou Gehrig, Babe Ruth, or even Mark McGuire."" My group stared in silence at the beautiful marble sculptures, intricate paintings, and glorious mosaics all around the enormous building. Then one girl interrupted the silence with an aston…