Julius Caesar sashays into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers#Julius Caesar#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I cut my finger on a beer can, I now know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend.#Julius Caesar#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Julius Caesar goes into a bar... ... and asks for a martinus. Puzzled, the bartender asks, ""Do you mean a martini?"" ""No. Just one, please.""#Julius Caesar#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Latin killed the Ancient Romans and now it's killing me... Julius Caesar walks into a bar. ""I'll have a martinus,"" he says. The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks ""Don't you mean a martini?"" ""Look,"" Caesar retorts, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!""#Julius Caesar#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I cut my finger on a beer can last night. Now I know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend.#Julius Caesar#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp