A Brilliant Old Man and Skinny Dipping Ladies Ron an elderly man in Florida

Honk if you love Jesus Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes... The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a ""Honk if you love Jesus"" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just…

So a man from Chicago goes on vacation... A man from Chicago goes on vacation to Florida for the winter, but his wife is on a business trip and will be meeting him in Florida the day after he gets there. The man gets to the hotel and decides to send his wife an email saying he got to the hotel safely. However, he can't remember his wife's email. He guesses and gets it wrong by one letter. He types and sends the email, and it is sent to an elderly woman whose husband died the day before. She read…

ADVICE FROM RON - A RETIRED HUSBAND It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Carol Anne to get a full-time job, along with he…