Stalin and Zhukov meeting. A secretary is standing outside the Kremlin as Marshal Zhukov leaves a meeting with Stalin, and she hears him muttering under his breath, ""Murderous moustache!"". She runs in to see Stalin and breathlessly reports, ""I just heard Zhukov say 'Murderous moustache'!"" Stalin dismisses the secretary and sends for Zhukov, who comes back in. ""Who did you have in mind with 'Murderous moustache'?"" asks Stalin. ""Why, Iosef Vissarionovich, Hitler, of course!"" Stalin thanks …