What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. --------------- The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass.

Yoko Ono is apparently being lined up to assist with the bush tucker trials in the I'm a Celebrity jungle. After all she has been living off a dead beetle for the last 36 years.

What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono? They both are living off of dead beatles.

What's yellow and feeds on dead beatles? Yoko Ono