A man from Newfoundland has just moved to Calgary and enters a local pub. The bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The Newfie says, ""Three pints of beer, please."" The bartender says, ""Are you waiting for someone else?"" The Newfie says, ""No, this is in honor of my two friends. We all took jobs on the mainland, and before we left we agreed that whenever we went to a pub we would order three pints of beer, one for each of us, so we'd have something to remember our friendship by."" The bartender …

A guy starts working on an oil rig in Newfoundland ...he meets the boss of the company, is introduced to his duties and works hard for 3 months. His supervisor is impressed by his work and tells him: ""You've been working your ass off and deserve break, here are the keys to the company car, go into town and have yourself a good time"" The man goes into the small town off the coast and visits the only bar he sees. The bartender starts chatting with him and the man eventually asks: ""How is it for…

98% of Canadians say "Oh shit!" on a slippery before going into the ditch. *The other 2% are from Newfoundland and they say: "Hold my beer and watch this!"* Merry christmas! **Don't drink and drive this holiday.**

A man from Newfoundland has just moved to Calgary and enters a local pub. The bartender says