A smart Halloween costume would be an angel costume because if you died, you could just sneak your way into heaven & be like "I'm back yall"

Here lies Aunt Brenda. Trampled to death on the day after Thanksgiving trying to save $18 on a crock pot. Rest in peace, sweet angel.

Santa is stressed... Many years ago on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus is preparing for his big day tomorrow but nothing is goin well. Half the reindeer are sick, the elves are behind on their work and Mrs Claus' mother-in-law just arrived for the week. But then an angel appeared at Santa's door with a Christmas tree just for him. Santa answered the door to find the angel in front of him. Smiling the angel said to Santa ""I found this tree to brighten up your Christmas, now where would you like me to…

Why did Santa start the Christmas tradition? Mrs. Clause overheard Santa on the phone: Santa: ""Have you been naughty? ....That actually sounds nice. You can sit on my lap and tell me what you want while those wet stockings dry ..... I want to (come) down your chimney and eat your (cookie). What kind of (toys) should I bring?.... Yes, I'd love to see how you trimmed your (fir) ... I just want to unload my (sack) when I see an angel on top. "" Now, every year he has to keep doing the bullshit lie…