So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida. They all got Gatorades.#Florida0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Florida is about to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes. I hope when they bite you they make you drive better.#Florida0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Saw 8 vasectomy billboards on my 4 hour road trip through Florida yesterday. It's like Florida knows what has to be done to Florida.#4 Hour Road#Florida0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy . Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me.#Florida#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sometimes I forget I'm from Florida and then I remember when I was 9, my dad had me drive the golf cart so he could get drunk on the course.#Florida#Sports#Parents#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp