A time-traveller and his student.. A college professor at a small college had just invented time-travel. He knew he couldn't trust just anyone with this secret, so he chose to tell only his best student; an african-american student named Mark. When the professor told him, Mark was shocked! ""So what do you plan to do with you time-machine?"" Mark asked. ""I'm going to kill Hitler when he was a child"" The professor responded. Mark was both appalled and intrigued, so he asked the professor if he …

A long time ago, a kid and his mom were walking... ...on the sidewalk in Dallas. The kid, being 100% Texan, upon seeing some cowboys, said, ""Hey Maw, look at them thar men with them thar bowed laigs."" She said that if he didn't start speaking correct English, she was going to send him to a Shakespearean English school. A little further along, they saw some more cowboys. ""Hey maw! Look at them thar men with them thar bowed legs!"" he said. So, true to her word, she sent him off to a Shakespear…

Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Austin until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They explained that they had gone to Dallas for the weekend with the plan to come back a…

Four college friends Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Austin until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They explained that they had gone to Dallas for the weekend wi…