A weak little man applied for a job as a lumberjack... ...but the foreman refused to take him because he was too small. ""I may look puny,"" protested the man, ""but I'm not. Just give me a chance to show you my strength."" The foreman consented and told the man to go chop down a giant redwood that stood nearby. Half an hour later, to the foreman's shock, the redwood was lying on the ground. ""Where'd you learn to cut down trees like that?"" the foreman asked. ""The Sahara Forest,"" the man answ…

An Irish Lumberjack A large Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny Irishman showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the Foreman's door. The Foreman took one look at the small Irishman and told him to leave. "Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the Irishman. "Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the Foreman. "Take your axe and go cut it down." The Irishman headed …

Do you have any experience felling trees? - Filling? Filling them with what? - No, felling. Chopping, cutting... - Oh! I've tons of experience cutting and chopping trees in the Sahara Forest. - You mean the Sahara Desert? - Oh that's what they call it now?

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert? The sun!