Late for work! Sal: Ha Rick. Can u check on Chris because he didn't show up to day. Rick: Sure ill call him now. Sal: Thanks. Rick: Ring, ring, ring... A kid: Hello. Rick: Hello little boy is your dad home? A kid: Yes. ..................... Rick: Well may I speak to him? A kid: No. Rick: Why not? A kid: He's talking to the policemen. Rick: Well then can I talk to your mom? A kid: No, she's talking to the policemen to. .....Sirens.....dogs barking.....helicopter blades spinning Rick: what's am I …

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?,"""Son it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!""

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident? "Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

Teacher: “Are you sure your mother wrote this note?” Chris: “Why?” Teacher: “Well, it says that Chris can't do P.E. today as he is under the doctor. Please execute him!”