👨 Dad my girlfriends pregnant "Dad, my girlfriend's pregnant." "I'm not mad, just disappointed." "Hi...

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Dad my girlfriends pregnant "Dad, my girlfriend's pregnant." "I'm not mad, just disappointed." "Hi disappointed, I'm dad." "Did you jus..." "Yes." "You're ready." "I'm not ready, I just told you that I'm dad."

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