Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to win the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.

If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives? America.

What is a tragedy? During one of his campaign trips Donald Trump is visiting an elementary school and goes into one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Mr. Trump if he would like to lead the discussion of the word “Tragedy.” So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: “If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks …

Donald Trump secretly wants to lose the election? If he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.