"That's not Captain Kirk." is what I like to say just after the pilot makes his first announcement & then everyone laughs in my head.

My favorite Star Trek episode is that one where Captain Kirk saves the Klingons hundreds of dollars on hotel reservations.

Want to make a nerd's head explode? Go to any site that posted the new Star Wars trailer & write "Where's Captain Kirk?" in the comments.

What did captain Kirk do in the head? He Shatner.