The Test John was very happy to be meeting his fiance's parent's for the first time. They agreed to meet at his house then drive to the local steakhouse. John arrived at the house on time and knocked on the door. His soon to be father in law answered it with a stern look on his face. John was invited in and was introduced to his future mother in law as well. John knew his fiance was already at the steakhouse waiting for them all to get there, so he suggested on leaving. The father in law asked J…

Mom & the gravy ladle. John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, ""I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."" About a week later, Julie came to John and said, ""Ever sin…

A Newfie travels to The City There's a Newfie family who live way out in the country and never go into anything more populated than the town village. One day, the Newfie father decides to get adventurous and goes down to The City, St. John's. While there, he finds a Canadian Tire and heads in. A little overwhelmed at the sheer size of it, he slowly walks up and down the aisles. He doesn't really recognize anything and stops to ask an employee a question. ""What's this?"" he says, pointing at an …

Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John. Where is John's father? Let M be the age in years of Amanda now. Let C be the age in years of John now. Then: M = C + 21 M + 6 = 5(C + 6) C + 21 + 6 = 5(C + 6) C + 27 = 5C + 30 -3 = 4C C = -3/4 John is -3/4 years old, which is -9 months old. So, right now, John's father is inside Amanda.