Whenever I see WHOA spelled as WOAH, I assume it's referring to Noah's evil twin whose Ark housed all the insect and arachnid life.

NOAH'S GOOGLE HISTORY 1) What is an ark? 2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark? 4) Are snakes necessary? 5) Is god real or am I high?

The Bible is so unrealistic, Noah's wife would have never allowed two spiders on that boat.

*family meeting at Noah's house* who wants us to do what by when?