It was time to name Canada All the 4 founding hosiers were sitting around and no one could agree on a name. They finally decided to put a bunch of letters in a hat and 3 people would draw one out at a time while the last transcribed the name. The first guy drew and read, "C, eh?" The next drew, "N, eh?" Finally the last maple head drew and said, "D, eh?"

How did Canada pick its name? There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

The Canadian election consists of two men apologizing till one concedes, the winner is then elected king of Canada. Or something like that.

In Canada alcoholics go to EhEh meetings.